Colin Zeal

Colin Zeal is the 3rd track on the Blur's 1993 album Modern Life Is Rubbish.

Lyrics
Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal

He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker

He's an affable man with a plausible plan

Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand (and then he)

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again

He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself

He's so pleased with himself, ah ha

While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic

He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor

He's a modern retard with a love of bombast

Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwells on the past (and then he)

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again

Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again

He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself

He's so pleased with himself, ah ha (x2)

He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard

He's an affable man, with a carrotene tan

Because Colin Zeal's ill

Colin Zeal's ill

Colin Zeal's ill